I like it when I go traveling. I like to have a cell phone because it's really important to have a cell phone

Especially when you're going to pretend like you're a business person and I'm a business person too

I'm a business person. I have pens

I have a checkbook, okay, and I said I like to do I like to go like can they have a conference in the hotel

I like to go down and mingle my cell phone pretend like I'm I'm there for the yeah, uh-huh, yeah

Can you believe that they let me out on bail? Yeah

Yeah, I have manslaughter to lose

No, I did it. No, I did it anyways

Yeah, I need 900 billion no no Jillian TVTL

Take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese folded in a pizza

You got cheesy blasters and then all the kids say thanks me cat and then me cat flies away on his um skateboard

You know what happened next was, you know, they they'd open their mouth. They'd speak they'd get laughed at they'd get called polox

And they didn't want to go through that, you know, they wanted to get rid of that that stigma

There was something about the soul of a snake. I'm gonna make you work for your dollars say something with that great radio voice

All right, hello good morning and welcome to a Tuesday edition of TVTL the show that just might be

Too beautiful to live you want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere

I'm telling you there's no money in that that is

Literally what we are doing right here right now in a hotel room in the Marriott in downtown

Minneapolis, Minnesota my name's Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby

I did not realize there was that little

Sort of

Lon Yop of audio there at the end. I'm a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby

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