You know, the year was, I think it was, 1968.

We were at a place called Blondes.

It was me, Grace Jones, and Clonius Schiffer, and we're having a cherry contest, you know.

First of all, I'm trying to do the thing, you know, at the seat, we're in the back lodge.

All the photographers are trying to snap from the window.

I'm trying to get them both wrapped around my arms.

They're fighting me. So the whole time we're doing this cherry contest, they're wriggling back and

forth. I'm trying to get them in my lap and they're trying to get out of it. So we all do the cherry

contest. Grace Jones is able to tie it in pretty much 15 seconds. Claudia Schiffer takes her about 17 seconds.

Takes me about 19 seconds.

I guess I hadn't developed all the kits in my tool bag yet.

And believe it or not, Danny DeVito shows up.

And, you know, he snorted out of his mind wearing sunglasses, says, what are you guys doing?

You guys doing a cherry contest? And I say, yeah, he reaches in, takes a whole bottle of Marasino

cherries. He chugs all of them, starts spitting the stems at us like their little machine gun bullets. We're all laughing so hard that I'm

able to convince Grace Jones my hand fell asleep and she sat on it all night. Oh yeah. That was nice.

I was in Durango, Colorado. It was with Larry Bird and David Letterman in an entire sorority from Arizona State.

I'll tell you, we ruined every tent on that campsite, man. We were there for about a week

straight, going blind, doing the most disgusting things that year. The local paper tried to write

a story about it, but the editor wouldn't publish but

you know what happened everyone knows but they won't even talk about it talk about a time when men

can you know really be the men they got to be and women could be what they whatever the hell

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