#296: Brandon Goldberg, Stripper At Law (@AaronBergComedy)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 3 July 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Aaron Berg came to my apartment to tell me about his days as a male stripper in Toronto. It was really fun and got kind of seriously dark in the middle there. And then back to more fun. Come on along.

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0:00.0	Johnny Thor got a gun pulled on him Johnny Thor was jacking off kneeling down jacking off right to get you had to jack off to go on stage
0:08.0	You jack off to get hard get hard. Yeah, you get soft to me. No, you tie an elastic around the base of your cock and your balls
0:13.7	It keeps all the blood in your cock. Oh, it's a real thing so that inside your bathing suit or whatever inside your
0:19.6	G-string and then when you take your G-string off put your cock just falls and women are like oh my god
0:24.2	It's a string around it. They don't see the elastic. It's like hidden in the pubes whatever bit of pubes you have
0:29.2	I mean they get if you look close enough you're like why is this ball sack all taught
0:32.7	Yeah 볼 song
0:35.9	Yeah, I love it.
0:37.5	Stripples.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:39.5	Yeah, I love it.
0:40.5	Stripples.
0:41.5	Yeah, my foreign car about the trunk about an engine.
0:43.5	So when I back back I'm front and know you niggas.
0:46.5	Yeah, I love it.
0:48.5	Stripples.
0:49.5	Yeah, I love it.
0:50.5	Yeah, I love it.
0:51.5	Stripples.
0:52.5	Yeah, I love it.
0:53.5	Stripples.
0:54.5	Yeah, my foreign car got the trunk about an engine.
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