#297: Bob and Ari Smoke Cubans (@RobertKelly)

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🗓️ 12 July 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Robert Kelly met me on the stoop outside the Comedy Cellar. He's gotten way into cigars in the last few years. So we sat outside the club and he told me all about stogies as we smoked two possibly Cuban bats that I bought in Costa Rica two days before. Cameos galore from Mike Yard, Liz, Norton, and Keith Robinson. And a really embarrassing story at the end of the outro. I'm disgusting sometimes.

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0:00.0	The way to cut a cigar is a way to do that.
0:04.3	There's a way to light a cigar, okay?
0:06.5	Yeah.
0:07.5	There's also a way to smoke a cigar.
0:10.7	And what I learned over the last three years of really getting into cigars,
0:16.4	none of that shit matters.
0:18.0	Really?
0:19.6	I've seen, really?
0:20.8	I see guys bite the end off a cigar.
0:23.8	Off a fucking $15 cigar, just fucking bite it off, light it,
0:28.8	fucking smoke it and enjoy it.
0:58.8	Hello everybody. Welcome to R.A.S.J.F.E.S. Geppet Tank.
1:08.3	My name's R.A.S.J.F.E.
1:10.0	And I'm the host of this show.
1:12.0	What if I put up pillows as blockers?
1:14.4	Would that dampen the sound?
1:16.6	Does it work?
1:18.4	Does this dampen the sound?
1:20.0	No way, right?
1:22.0	Okay, so here's the deal.
1:24.9	Today's episode is all about cigars.
1:27.2	I am, I talked to Robert Kelly, who was cigar smoker.
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