#295: Low School (@AdamEget)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 21 June 2017

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Adam Eget met me at the Comedy Store to talk about Cedu, the crazy bad kid school his parents shipped him off to because he was a spazz. It's amazing what people got away with 20+ years ago. The amount of mistreatment and abuse and murder would never fly now. Sorry for the echoey sound, I didn't realize how hollow that room we recorded in would sound. Listen for the intro and outro for interesting American killers stories.

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0:00.0	Yeah, this guy stands up and tells me to get up and switch seats with him
0:04.4	So I'm like, are as weird and then he starts screaming at the kid right next to me and
0:09.3	Then a couple seats over I see this this girl who's just rocking back and forth like grabbing her knees
0:16.2	Yeah, and
0:17.8	crying and then out of nowhere
0:19.8	I'm still I'm like all right
0:21.6	That's weird and then I'm still focused on this guy screaming at the kid next to me about not doing his chores or whatever
0:28.6	And then out of nowhere this this girl just starts screaming and I look over and she's sobbing and as she's screaming
0:35.7	Towards the floor about her mom or dad or whoever all this not
0:40.8	Spit just starts emptying out of her fucking nose and her mouth and her eyes and it's like it's like a water
0:47.8	It's like a slow waterfall
0:58.5	From
1:01.5	From
1:06.6	I
1:09.8	Welcome to Risha fear skeptic tank
1:13.2	I'm Risha fear unsure if I should re-record this intro. I just said 35 minutes
1:21.9	But I feel like it was too I was reading too much
1:28.4	I did I'll tell you what here's why I did the dollar podcast to promote my Netflix double special coming out July 18
1:35.1	That's double special all over the world
1:37.8	And I did the dollar podcast. It's a great podcast also on all things comedy comedy co-op
1:44.6	The general thing is they take something from American history or American figure and
1:50.9	Dave Anthony will read about it
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