#2952 The Valley S2E16 Part Two: Lost Sporkle
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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This is part 2 of a two-part recap
The Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he’s working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. |
| 0:04.1 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:08.3 | Travis fell in love with the perfect woman. |
| 0:11.2 | Beautiful, understanding. |
| 0:13.3 | Available 24-7. |
| 0:15.2 | There was just one catch. |
| 0:17.9 | She wasn't human. |
| 0:19.5 | Binge all episodes of Flesh and Code early and ad-free right now on Wondry Plus. |
| 0:25.2 | Crap. |
| 0:25.6 | Crap! |
| 0:26.6 | Happens. |
| 0:28.6 | Watch what crappins. |
| 0:30.6 | Watch what crappins. |
| 0:32.6 | Who cares what happens when there's so much crappins. |
| 0:36.6 | Let's so much what happens? |
| 0:49.3 | This is part two of a two-part recap. |
| 0:53.7 | If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So, Jan, it's like, you know, nobody's putting a gun to her head to date you. And, like, Jason's advice was don't date somebody who agreed to share |
| 1:11.9 | their life on camera if she feels very private about it. So Jesse's like, oh, well, Sheena was |
| 1:17.3 | very vocal about that. Sheena called my girlfriend and said, no one will like you as long as you're |
| 1:22.3 | with Jesse. Listen, I mean, I don't think Sheena's wrong. I know, but she was also with Brock. So I don't know. I don't know that Sheena has many legs to stand on in this one. True, but Brock has an Australian accent and Jesse has a hair dent. So I don't know. I'm still going to say Jesse's worse. Sheena, who tried to get Ariana to make up with Tom so she could still have a show to shoot on. |
| 1:45.7 | It's like, don't be nice to the bad guy. |
| 1:50.1 | So Andy's like, so, Jesse, do you think Michelle is anxious to finalize her divorce so she can get married to Aaron and start a new family? |
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