Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

As I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank, it's a special edition.

It is, we're in the same room together.

We are in the same place at the same time.

Hank's a lot closer to the mic, so you might hear him a little bit from the front.

I'll move a little bit away.

But I'm here, we're really taking the shock-jock.

It's a comedy podcast, we're in two brothers and your questions give you to be as advised.

And we're going to all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

John, how do you make a Lamborghini?

How do you make a Lamborghini?

Well, you just got to get a sheep Lamborghini and a Lamborghini to fall in love.

I want you to tell the jokes that way every time.

So good.

It's a reminder of how the reason the shock-jock thing works is that it works.

Because if you go soft on a joke like that, it's not funny.

But if you go full, any young men, but don't bump, it gets funny.

We are so excited to answer your questions today, but mostly we're just excited to be together.

It's true.

It's a huge relief.

I never thought that I would miss my brother.

That's the end of the sentence.

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