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How Long Gone

295. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

One on one episode recorded live and unedited from Glendale, Chris and Jason talk about a predatory valet at The Grove, when will we be able to use restaurant gift cards, Jose Andrés’ potato chips, who is buying celebrity magazines, boycotts can’t be a test of moral purity, Spotify vs. the world, going off the grid, we try to teach ourselves how to like vacations, how Chris trained the world never to ask him for everything, TJ’s provocative base layer, what sector Chris wants to un-disrupt, a night out at South Beverly Grill, fad workout equipment, we feel bad for restaurants while also piling on, the downside of consistency, and Subway coffee. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

That's how long gone is here.

0:17.0

It's Sunday morning. You're listening to this Monday morning

0:20.0

or Sunday at midnight PST depending on how pathetic your life is or how much of a fan you are of how long gone

0:27.7

podcast.

0:28.7

What's up?

0:29.7

Oh baby, it feels good.

0:30.6

You know, Sunday driving over to Glendale, you're just dodging fat people walking their dogs, groups

0:37.0

of dorks and spandex on bikes.

0:40.0

And then what happened when you got to Glendale?

0:42.0

More of the same.

0:44.0

Okay.

0:45.0

Are you thinking that you're immune to that here?

0:46.0

No, I'm just saying like it sounded like you were describing your kind of more lower income neighborhood.

0:51.0

You had to get through all of those hardships

0:54.0

and then you finally made it to the mother.

0:56.8

When I came over here to the suburbs,

0:58.2

it's the same thing just with more Lexis'

1:00.2

that's the only difference really.

1:02.3

More Lexi. There. More Lexi.

1:03.0

There's more Lexi here and less human feces.

1:08.0

Which is a both of those.

1:09.0

What would you like selling points to you?

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