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How Long Gone

294. - Hayes Davenport

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Hayes Davenport is a very funny writer currently living in Los Angeles. His podcast Hollywood Handbook has been a favorite of Jason’s for years, so we’re excited to chat with him about Neil Young vs Rogan, what happens to a man’s legs after time, what we don’t miss about the old days of podcasting, why Chris hates things that are long, Hayes’ love of dark liquor, hoppy tea, using chewing tobacco to unite our nation, our Amazon deliveries being stolen down at the train tracks, the finale of Entourage was very short, we saw a very big and expensive truck at Jon & Vinny’s last night, Hayes’ live podcast from Comic-Con that didn’t go so well, using Conan Obrien and his Harvard tricks to break into show business, Hayes’ pronunciation of the word RVCA, and what Chris was almost named at birth. twitter.com/hayesdavenport twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone?

0:15.0

gone.

0:17.0

Big shout out to me.

0:19.0

Chris Black is also here.

0:22.0

We're just talking before we hit the record button that,

0:25.1

wait, you said using a heater is a feminine trait,

0:27.8

or being cold is a feminine trait?

0:29.8

I mean, one leads to the other, so I would say both are feminine trades okay

0:33.3

when was the last time you were cold I couldn't I couldn't tell you Jason maybe I mean

0:37.6

maybe when I who is an office Nixon I mean I could have been when I came out of my my

0:42.0

mother's womb you know and it's a little chilly and they put the little baby beanie on you

0:46.2

That's probably the last time I can remember yeah well I get cold all the time I know but we've talked about this is because you have circulation issues because of your

0:53.1

size and stature yeah but I've been beefing up and I have been actively and proactively

0:59.2

trying to acclimate myself with, you know, winter's chill.

1:05.2

I have been, you know, getting up

1:08.1

and getting after it in the early AM.

1:10.4

I'm like, you know what, it's like like arcterics puffer and sweat pants camber sweat pants time and I said no

1:18.4

Shorts there we go real man I talked to hunter about this I'm like, I don't want to see you coming to a session with with sweat pants on. Like we're real men here to lift like shorts only, bro.

1:29.0

He said he said, he said, you know what Chris now I hear you when it's chilly in the morning. I hear you in my head and I don't put the sweats on

1:37.3

I love real man

1:39.3

Comma shorts only yeah exactly that's that's a that's a that's a one pair of one clothing item

1:47.1

often referred to as whatever the opposite of a man is a boy wears shorts.

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