#2949 Below Deck S12E09: Kell On Earth
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
A very drunk lady named Kelly arrives on the boat, screams at Democrats, and enters Bravo lore. Below Deck finally gives us something to watch besides a tired love rhombus (although, that’s still there too). To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. |
| 0:04.1 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:08.3 | Travis fell in love with the perfect woman. |
| 0:11.2 | Beautiful, understanding. |
| 0:13.3 | Available 24-7. |
| 0:15.2 | There was just one catch. |
| 0:17.9 | She wasn't human. |
| 0:19.5 | Binge all episodes of Flesh and Code early and ad-free right now on Wondry Plus. |
| 0:25.2 | Crap. |
| 0:25.6 | Crap! |
| 0:26.6 | Happens. |
| 0:28.6 | Watch what crappins. |
| 0:30.6 | Watch what crappins. |
| 0:32.6 | Who cares what happens when there's so much crappins. |
| 0:36.6 | Let's so funny. Watch what craffins. Oh, what craff there's so much that crap is a podcast about all that crap is. |
| 0:48.3 | Hello and welcome to watch what crap in, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to talk about. |
| 0:52.1 | I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today without his sunglasses. |
| 0:57.5 | Wow. Ronnie, welcome those beautiful new eyes here to watch what's your crap. It's hi Ronnie. |
| 1:02.5 | Karen. What's going on? I'm still a little bruised and swollen, but I don't feel like wearing |
| 1:06.6 | glasses today. So deal with it. I'm the least bruised and swollen I've been. So you know what? |
| 1:12.4 | It's going to be it's a gradual process. Okay. It's like healing. It's very nice and very lovely. |
| 1:17.9 | And your eyes look beautiful. So everyone, welcome to Below Deck Day. Just when I was going to |
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