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Hello, I'm reporting live from where the magic happens, where Blaze trains for Jiu-Jitsu, and also does his Dune Lego set, which I have ceremoniously, well, unceremoniously shoved aside so that we could attempt to record with a slightly better Wi-Fi.

What? I didn't know he had a dune. You're just telling me this now. So while we're recording. Oh, this was his Father's Day gift. Yeah. That's exciting. I thought I had told you about that.

What is it of? The or the ornithopter.

Cool.

That's cool.

I would love to say it one day.

The instruction manual is just about as thick as like a novel.

As Dune itself.

As Dune itself.

There you go.

So it looks overwhelming to me, but I'm sure he'll have fun reassembling whatever I accidentally just shoved to the side.

So anyway, sorry everybody.

I hope we're, this is just last minute because my Wi-Fi has been crummy which if you listen to my other show you heard that there as well just constant issues. So here I am we got the Bosu ball right here shoved up into the sky for some reason. You know it's just a little different. What is that called a Bosu ball? Oh I don't know. I thought that's what it's called a exercise different what is that called a bowsu ball oh i don't know i thought

that's what it's called a exercise ball yeah i don't know bo su ball i've just never heard that

i don't know this is all this is a very confusing start what is happening i'm sorry i haven't i just

woke up i haven't had coffee really and I'm just overwhelmed by my slow internet speeds.

So, um, hey, Sandy, how are you?

Overwhelmed by your slow internet speeds?

How's doing okay?

But other than that, though.

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