Hey y'all, welcome to Pink Shade. Listen, this is a very special episode of Pink Shade for many reasons.

Number one, we've got one of our favorite bunkeys, Amy Archer, famous author, is here to talk to us

about life after a walk up. And number two, it's me today here with Amy because Erin has a family

obligations. And at the last minute, Amy was like, heck yeah, I've looked to do it. This is my

favorite show. And she's getting to look at my beautiful face, which is like a full sweat for running

around like a crazy person getting ready for my daughter's birthday. So Amy, thank you so much.

I'm jumping in. I'm glad to do it. Glad to do it. Amy's like, he caught me at the best time because

the dog is quiet. My kids aren't here. And I've got one hour. I was like, let's do it. I have a puppy

and he's a border collie. And I have to literally walk him like three miles just to get him to be quiet

for two hours. Does he try to hurt you while you're while you're walking? He's so intense. All he

does is run around like a maniac. I take him to obedience school. They had to dumb down the obedience

class for him. Like it was called like advanced puppy training. And now it's like basic puppy training.

That's funny. You say that because I've got a dog trainer session this afternoon. It's like a

Zoom thing. And what we're calling it bad girl camp for violet because she's bad girl. But she,

she, her main problem is that, you know, we've discussed this ad nauseam. But if you, if she

grabs something she's not supposed to have such as these reading glasses that I don't know if you

could tell by looking at me. There's a hole. Cut out right there. Yeah. Yeah. She loves reading glasses.

I've lost many, many pairs. And or, you know, if you drop a like a tiny piece of plastic on the floor

if you're like cooking in the kitchen, she'll grab that and you try to get it back from her. And you

will, in the words of my father pull back a nub. You will, she will bite the shit out of you. And I

mean like in a crazy kujo way. So, so we really need to stop that behavior. And so we're going to

take her to bad girl camp, behavior, United training, not mad. And we'll see how that goes. And

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