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Dear Hank & John

293: A Fiction of Light

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Why are printers so bad? When do you change the hair color on your ID? Does NASA fake the color of Mars? Why is Venus hotter than Mercury? How do I tell people I don't work for free? What do I do with peed-on lettuce? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:07.0

Doors I've preferred to think of it, Dear John and Hank.

0:09.9

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the B.S. Advice and

0:13.1

bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and A.F.C. Wimbledon and John.

0:16.3

I was a little bit surprised this year when you came in for our first reunion since

0:23.3

getting vaccinated and you showed up and just I think just for the joke.

0:29.2

You did put an elephant in my living room and I was like, what, what, I guess thanks

0:35.7

for the elephant and you said, don't mention it.

0:40.5

I like that.

0:44.6

I like that mostly because when this is uploaded, like when you're listening to it, Dear

0:50.4

listener, Hank and I will be in the same place at the same time for the first time in a

0:55.4

long time.

0:56.4

Yes.

0:57.4

It's not like it still hasn't happened so it's just fun in the joke to imagine being

1:02.7

together and good news, Hank.

1:04.8

I am getting you an elephant.

1:06.8

Oh great.

1:07.8

I've heard they make great pets and that it's not at all problematic to have them in one's

1:12.6

home.

1:13.6

They're very easy to acquire.

1:16.4

No big.

1:17.4

Is your son, maybe a little one?

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