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The Scathing Atheist

292: Visit From Aunt Flo Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians get a visit from Aunt Flo, the Texas School Board decides that area of a Texan circle is now equal to3r2, and the jews will live happily heifer after. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: You can see Noah and Eli on Godless Rockers here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yC_ATtfyEo&feature=youtu.be You can check out the EXP Cast here: http://expcast.libsyn.com/ --- Headlines: Idiot Christians left to explain why their god killed so many people with Hurricane Florence: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/12/pat-robertson-thanks-god-that-hurricane-florence-will-hurt-other-people-not-him/ and http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/13/pastor-rick-joyner-hurricane-florence-is-the-result-of-sin-not-climate-change/ and http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/11/christian-prophetess-orders-hurricane-florence-to-not-do-destructive-things/ Texas plans to remove Hillary Clinton from history classes while keeping Moses: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/16/texas-plans-to-remove-hillary-clinton-from-history-classes-while-keeping-moses/ Toronto city councillor says church state separation is why kids kill each other: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/17/toronto-city-councillor-church-state-separation-is-why-kids-kill-each-other/ Steve Anderson thinks San Francisco has an atheist poo problem: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/16/christian-hate-pastor-san-francisco-has-a-poop-problem-because-people-hate-god/ Linda Harvey: Straight People Never Engage in Oral or Anal Sex http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/15/linda-harvey-straight-people-never-engage-in-oral-or-anal-sex/ New religion thinks they’re aliens: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/10/believers-in-this-growing-religion-think-they-are-reincarnated-aliens/ Red cow is born in Israel: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/11/a-red-cow-was-born-in-israel-fulfilling-key-end-times-prophecy-for-jews/ --- This Week in Misogyny: MS Senate candidate: 99% of rape accusations are “absolutely fabricated” http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/17/ms-gop-senate-candidate-99-of-rape-allegations-are-absolutely-fabricated/ Baptist leader body shames women, downplays “Me Too” movement: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/15/a-former-baptist-leader-is-still-body-shaming-women-and-downplaying-metoo/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Morning, this episode contains all the words you probably said when you realized why Mario

0:04.6

Cart was trending the other day.

0:07.1

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com.

0:12.2

For him's and by 65 women, I didn't rape in high school.

0:17.2

65 women across five high schools who I didn't rape in high school.

0:20.8

No reason.

0:21.8

Why do you ask?

0:23.2

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:25.2

Hey guys, this is Dan from EXPcast and let me tell you, I've been through the elite

0:29.8

for enough times to tell you that we did in fact evolve from filthy, manky men.

0:35.5

It's Thursday.

0:57.1

It's September 20th and I'm a homeowner, baby.

1:01.6

And the housing market just crashed.

1:03.2

Damn it.

1:04.2

I'm no illusions.

1:06.4

Um, Eli Bosnick.

1:07.7

He thin right.

1:09.1

And from giving up New Jersey.

1:10.9

Cincinnati Swing Street.

1:11.9

Good husband Georgia.

1:14.1

This is The Skating Atheist.

1:16.7

This week's episode, Christians get a visit from flow.

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