291: Kavanaughty Boy Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Christians write an open letter of closed-mindedness , Ted Cruz asks Brett Kavanaugh a softball question that's literally about a ball that's softer than a softball, and Christians in Pensacola will play the martyr for not having a giant cross to lug around.
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Headlines:
Kavanaugh makes it super clear he wants to help create a theocracy:
Appeals court in FL reluctantly follows 1st amendment, orders giant cross removed: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/08/appeals-court-says-with-sadness-a-giant-christian-cross-in-fl-must-come-down/
India decriminalizes gay sex
Kaepernick Christian Freakouts: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/08/liberty-university-considers-cutting-ties-with-nike-over-colin-kaepernick-ad/ http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/06/after-colin-kaepernick-ad-christian-school-bans-nike-apparel-for-athletes/
Prominent Evangelicals Issue Statement Denouncing “Social Justice” Activism
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop will pay $145,000 to settle lawsuit over vaginal eggs: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/05/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-will-pay-145000-to-settles-lawsuit-over-vaginal-eggs/
Liz Crokin blames her surfing injury on a spell hillary cast on her
Man Who Bought Bank Because God Told Him to is Now $30 Million in Debt
This Week in Misogyny:
AA elects another straight white dude as president: https://www.atheists.org/2018/09/fish-announcement/
Utah school body shames eleven year old over bare-shouldered shirt: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/12/utah-school-accused-of-body-shaming-girl-for-wearing-shoulder-baring-shirt/
Politician accuses raped nun of being a prostitute: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/09/09/nun-who-was-allegedly-raped-by-bishop-is-a-prostitute-politician-says/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast contains profanity. Specifically four pisses, four asses, 15 |
| 0:07.0 | shits and 29 fox. |
| 0:09.5 | This week's episode of the Scathing Atheist is brought to you by Kinetic Coach and by |
| 0:15.2 | the new fragrance of barely disguised theocracy, Kavanaugh for men. The clone for men that's |
| 0:21.3 | just guaranteed to drive women crazy. Roe versus Wade into Kavanaugh for men and just |
| 0:29.6 | for men. |
| 0:59.6 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:06.6 | It's September 13th and its bald is beautiful day. |
| 1:11.6 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm Heathen Wright and from New York, New York, Cincinnati Swing State and Good Husband |
| 1:20.1 | Georgia. |
| 1:21.1 | This is the Scathing Atheist. |
| 1:23.1 | Oh, this week's episode Christians write an open letter of close-mindedness. |
| 1:28.0 | Ted Cruz asks Brett Kavanaugh, softball question that's literally about a ball that's softer |
| 1:33.9 | than a softball. |
| 1:35.9 | And Christians in Pensacole play the martyr for not having a giant cross to lug around. |
| 1:40.9 | But first, the Diet ride. |
| 1:47.9 | You ever notice how often people use the word humility when what they actually mean is |
| 2:03.5 | the exact fucking opposite of humility? |
| 2:07.4 | Consider as an example, every acceptance speech in the history of politics. |
| 2:11.5 | You got somebody who just spent months going to rallies where people are holding signs |
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