291: Porky's wooden instrument

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Life on Planet Porky is back with a vengeance, a little later than planned! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones however are on sparkling form.

Today they discuss: A 'Mike' confusion, death behind the wheel, Tubular Bells, Virgin Records, Porky's train station trauma, wearing expensive watches in public, Dickie Davies, a shortage of tomatoes, the fashion Police, Hillary Clinton, Raquel Welch, Porky's first guitar lesson, cardiomyopathy in the young, Diddy David Hamilton, the notion of a four day working week, and Jilly Cooper's sexy stories. It's the podcast which loves to take you for a ride, it's Life on Planet Porky.

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest chapter, the latest greatest
0:26.9	adventures from life on planet Porky with myself the portmister.
0:31.4	And, of course, the rochick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones.
0:39.2	And Miss Jones, I think the first thing we've want to do is apologise to our millions of listeners around the world for being a day late.
0:44.5	But, you know, that's your fault. You're that busy. You're here there and everywhere.
0:50.0	I don't know what else I can say. Oh, it's not just me, Mike. Come on, is it?
0:54.5	Every time people switch on their TVs or their radios, there you are.
0:59.5	Well, you know, I'm far too modest to be able to talk about.
1:04.3	I'll tell you something really funny.
1:05.8	Honestly, I'm joking.
1:06.7	I was in town today or yesterday.
1:11.1	And I don't walked up to me.
1:12.8	Or maybe yesterday and you've been in town ever since.
1:16.5	No, no, no.
1:18.0	You know what I mean?
1:19.2	And this chap walked up to me.
1:21.9	He was of a certain age.
1:23.9	And he said, hello!
1:26.6	And tap me on the shoulder. Well, he put his hand on my shoulder. He was facing me. And I said, hello, and tap me on the shoulder.
1:27.9	Well, he put his hand on my shoulder.
1:29.3	He was facing me.
1:30.6	And I said, hi.
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