Okay, folks, you're listening to the latest chapter, the latest exciting catalogue of

adventures from life on planet Porky, with myself the portmeister, and of course,

rock chick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones. Miss jones how are we this fine day we're at that time

of year now where the sun is very low in the sky but the air is still chilled and it's a magical

combination you know of that of that sort of cold snap across your face while the sun filters through the leafless trees.

It's a lovely time of the year, but sadly it's the start of the end of the winter, the beginning

of spring, and that takes us into my least favourite season, which of course is summer.

Yeah, we're way off summer yet, Matt. We're a jingling and a jangling into spring at the moment.

You know, as soon as we, soon as the January ends, really, I think it's all over for me,

and I'll start stuff off being terrible heat problems, you know, probably by about the end

of March or something like that.

But anyway, there we are.

That's rather desperate, isn't it?

Have you seen somebody about this?

No, no, it's, I've had it all my life. Lots of people don't like the heat, but I hate the heat.

And, you know, I've explained many, many times before on this very podcast, life on Planet Porky,

how uncomfortable I feel in the heat. You know, I get sunburn in my eyes and the skin go very red at the slightest ray of sunshine

and I'd start to bespire.

The worst thing is getting to work them back because even in an air-conditioned car,

I can end up arriving at work like a wet towel, you know what I mean?

Because the sun filters through the windows

and even, anyway, look, this is very boring. Let's talk about people who are conquering the world

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