291: How Close Are We to a Real-Life Skynet? Sydney Castillo Weighs In on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist!
🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals
🔹 AI bots speaking in code?!
🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up
🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls
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🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast
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0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts
0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip
1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments
2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming
2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit
3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy
5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey
6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate
7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams
9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics
12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach
14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona
16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments
18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment
21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained
23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy
25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics
27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls
29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live
30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation
32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours
35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration
37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style
39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy
40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language
42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment
44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots
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| 0:00.0 | Shout out to M-T-M. |
| 0:01.4 | M-T-M be pulling up. |
| 0:02.9 | Shout out to M-T-M is one about it. |
| 0:04.5 | We should do something with the OGs, like M-T-M, Dietra. |
| 0:13.0 | What's my boy with the baby doll hair? |
| 0:15.8 | Oh, that's M-T-M-T-M-T-M-T-M, yeah. |
| 0:17.5 | Super casual boom. |
| 0:18.2 | With the baby-daw. |
| 0:18.8 | Supercast. |
| 0:18.8 | Yeah, super-cats. CM yeah super casual boom the baby dog super casual boom we need we need to do something with |
| 0:22.1 | with our OG our OG family because I I even like I about y'all I appreciate y'all too |
| 0:27.1 | y'all been y'all been fucking with us since the beginning I really appreciate that we're gonna do |
| 0:30.6 | something how's Vegas I think we should just do Vegas man I love Vegas yeah we should go to |
| 0:35.2 | Vegas and just do a weekend there. |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah, we're going to talk about that. |
| 0:42.4 | I think that'll be super dope as fuck. |
| 0:47.3 | We could just hire somebody to film it because I'm not going to be pulling my camera out no more. I go live right now or no. |
| 0:49.0 | No, no. |
| 0:49.9 | You live on your thing. |
| 0:51.0 | All right, how are y'all doing? |
| 0:52.2 | Yes. |
| 0:53.0 | It's covered. |
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