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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

290: Some Big B*tch Sh*t

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

An underinsured motorist hit Ms. Pat's car, Chris's dad hired a serial killer, and we answer some touching Speakpipe calls. Get a discount to Big Ass Candles with the code MsPat: https://bigassluxuries.com/?ref=jbgxqvfq Get 20% off a facial at Aesthetics of Atlanta when you mention Ms Pat! https://aestheticsofatlanta.myaestheticrecord.com/online-booking Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, it's White Boy Chris.

0:01.1

If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.

0:04.5

Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography.

0:09.6

Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon.

0:12.2

And while you're there, join our Facebook group.

0:13.9

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:15.6

I'm here with my good friend, Chris Banga Lane, Dangal Lane, No Dick.

0:19.5

I'm here with, uh,

0:25.9

I'm here with Long Dick, don't get her idea on.

0:29.4

He said he fought it.

0:33.1

And he says, you know, there's come to time when his diabetes medication,

0:34.3

don't let stuff worse.

0:35.2

And,

0:37.6

Hey, you get older.

0:38.3

What do you want me say? Yeah, that pancreas wears out

0:40.7

and all of a sudden needs a little help.

0:43.3

Are you at the gas station pill now, Dian?

0:46.3

No, I have never been down that bad.

0:49.5

Nah.

0:50.3

Okay, okay.

0:51.2

Got that bad.

0:52.1

I'm scared to take that. Oh, that would fuck you out. I'm afraid I get the one fentanyl, motherfucker.

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