289: Fainting Like a H O

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Ms. Pat got some crazy questions from the audience through Speak Pipe, there was a car crash in her house, and she has some advice for removing things from your butt. We’re switching things up on The Patdown. I see some of y’all are out here struggling. So do yourself a favor and send me your questions at speakpipe.com/mspat. You can leave me a message, and we will answer your question on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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