Let us return once more to a more civilized age Clone Wars podcast.

I'm Rob Zachini, joined by Alia Capora, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson.

We were wondering how the Clone Wars Season 3 would top its big action set pieces from

the Citadel arc, but it turns out that for these final two episodes, Padawan Lost and

Wookie Hunt, Clone Wars has been saving its greatest trick for last.

That's right, the Clone Wars is predator now.

But what if, instead of a remorseless and mysterious killing machine from another world,

we face some more load some villain than we've ever encountered in Star Wars before, American

Big Game Hunters?

So here's the quick summary.

On a mission with Plotcoon and Anakin, Asoka is kidnapped by a Transition and taken

as a prisoner to a planet where a bunch of rich redneck trendotions hunt the most dangerous

game of all, sentient beings, using just their wits and ATVs, gunships, and radio-length

scout sniper teams.

Asoka falls in with some other kidnapped Padawans who have been surviving in the jungle

for weeks or even months, unfortunately they come from the huge whimp school of Jedi

training, and Asoka has to remind them that hold on, they are all motherfucking space wizards

and can take a bunch of rich assholes and ATVs.

But wait, they can't kill them if they're feeling upset about these guys hunting children

through a forest, so Asoka gets one of her new friends killed for the sake of Jedi Moral

Vandity.

Realizing they can't just pick off the hunters one by one because that really only works

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