29: I Like To Get Stretched

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

After an interesting weekend
episode 29 covers it all. Pata Fria had a panic, Crystal Barbie and family keep things interesting. Some info and details about kink life, sugar daddies are just older boyfriends, a few celebrity news stories, Planet Fitness does dirty biz, press on nails and listener questions.

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0:00.0	And the something in your hair right next con night I was just going to say it with Mark's birthday. Are we going?
0:27.0	Yeah. Oh.
0:30.0	Surprise.
0:32.0	Hello and welcome.
0:35.0	Hi.
0:36.0	To episode 29 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal.
0:41.0	What, Crystal wet.
0:45.0	Follow the rules.
0:48.0	Stake to the script.
0:49.0	Barbie.
0:51.0	I'm Patofria free and we're here and alive. So I was going to
1:05.0	going to text you the other day and I forgot but I remembered to put it in my notes.
1:11.0	I think you were like unavailable at the time but I put I like
1:14.9	getting my pussy stretched with a speculum. What? Because remember I had to go to
1:20.2	the doctor because of my UTI? I hate you. You like that? I have another UTI. You get turned on at the
1:26.2	OB? Not aroused but it feels good. It feels good to have it stretched. I hate you.
1:31.7	Because it's like an internal stretch. I hate it.
1:34.8	I like it. I feel I'm like I'm getting molested. And so when the doctor came and she was like,
1:39.0	okay, this can be a little cold and she went to like put it in and I was thinking it's go time like it's here we
1:44.2	you got excited you were starting doing keagles so it made it hurt more
1:47.4	I was self lubricating she was like God I don't even need to put the lube on my glove when I
1:53.4	You brought your own you're loaded you nasty girl you're ready for this you made
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