28: Funerals Should Be Funny

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

This week a lot of subjects are covered. White privilege is definitely real, Pata Fria made it to Detroit, Crystal does a good deed, pay attention to signs the universe is sending you, put the car in park before you get out, unfortunate news, Fisting is popular, and loads of listener questions.

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0:00.0	And the I mean you're consistently dependable. Yeah it it's not with everyone. Yeah, everybody doesn't get potterya treatment.
0:27.0	As they should not. Right, as they shouldn't. So that's fine. It's everything is how it should be in the world. So you guys hi welcome we're here for episode 28 of
0:39.3	Hello Disfunction with Potifria and Crystal Barbie.
0:45.0	Today's a fucked up day and I'm in like a rage right now and I'm like sweating and I'm trying to calm myself down.
0:50.0	I'm hell of it's been a real joy to be with so far. Crystal almost made me take the bus. My son
0:55.7	pissed me the fuck off this morning. I guess I'll just tell y'all he's not at home
1:00.5	right now because I let him leave the other day out of his dungeon.
1:05.0	And he fucking, I go to get a jacket out the fucking closet and I see that these North-faced snow pants
1:11.8	that I've had for hell of fucking years that I just got back from my cousin
1:16.1	that I had hanging in the closet were all fucked up on the hangar so I go to
1:20.9	look at him like why would anybody be fucking with these and the tag is missing and they're like expensive ass snow pants that I might have wanted to sell
1:29.7	You know what I'm saying? Why the fuck would you touch him?
1:33.2	So I call him and I wake him up and he's like,
1:36.3	oh, I thought you gave me that stuff.
1:38.1	Like what, why?
1:39.5	Why would I give him, and why would I not tell you?
1:41.5	So then he tried to blame it on Bunny and said she
1:43.7	told him I don't think she would take that upon herself to give my shit away I
1:48.9	don't know that she would do that these motherfuckers was just home by themselves for like quite a few days and
1:55.6	you put on snow pants when I was gone and threw the tag away like hell am mad
2:00.4	oh my god right you just felt like putting them on I said did you wear them and he was
2:04.4	like nah and I'm like well what the fuck would you pop the tag on them for like where
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