30: Don't Masturbate To Death

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Episode 30 shows up with a bang. Literally. Some talk about how much April sucks, vaginal steaming bars, Crystal's new auntie tribe and the importance of tipping. Dont ask flight crews to do your dirty deeds, queens and princesses, overbearing moms and how Pata Fria's been spending her free time.

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0:00.0	And the We're rolling. Welcome to episode 30. It is episode 30 30
0:25.4	30 fucking episodes of hello dysfunction with pot of freea and the boss
0:33.0	She thinks she's the boss today and I've told her multiple times.
0:36.0	I said that sooner that you guys accept that
0:39.0	the better off will all be.
0:41.0	You have something in your hair. I hope it's drugs.
0:44.0	It's probably ash because you were ashing on me in the fucking car.
0:47.0	I did.
0:48.0	She took it like a good team.
0:50.0	You're eating a yogurt bowl with tuna on top.
0:52.0	That's what it looks like. I do not
0:53.0	fuck with tuna on top of yogurt. It's making me think. I was like what's this
0:57.5	black stuff but I thought there's chia seeds in it. It's ash, tuna, and cardboard.
1:05.0	That's the recipe for Ambrosia.
1:06.6	I love old trashy Ambrosia.
1:09.1	Ambrosia is made with like jello though.
1:11.3	And whipped cream, huh?
1:12.1	And it's so good. Well, it's Ambrosia's cousin.
1:15.0	It is, it looks like it's yogurt, fruit, co-con. I never saw that there.
1:20.0	It looks good with ants at the bottom.
1:22.0	Spinelli Greek yogurt. It's a little tart.
1:24.3	Chia seed ants. I know they're gonna crunch on.
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