Hey listeners, I just wanted to warn you before we get into this episode that we were recording this from Paige's house.

So Paige is on her normal setup and Mikey and I were on a different setup that's more conducive to traveling.

So Mikey and I don't sound as good on this episode and believe me, no one is going to be more bothered by that than I am.

Hence, this warning. So I just wanted to apologize.

The episode's great. I'm sure you'll love it, but we just don't sound as good as we normally do.

And again, I apologize, but enjoy the episode.

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You guys have anything funny happen this week?

I ran into my ex's husband at the airport and he threatened to fight me.

Don't make me blow off my ring and rub it on my shirt like that means anything.

You're lucky this is a podcast.

Thank you for tuning into horror virgin and page.

I'm Mikey.

And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week we watched five cream.

It's the fifth one, but in the title, it just says scream.

Right, right.

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