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Hello, Little Sand Monsters. We are here to read reviews to you today of Pride Parades.

Yeah. Pride, pride. Yeah, we've done some pride stuff before. I mean, happy Pride, by the way. We've done pride stuff, but this felt a little different. So.

Yeah, we just narrowed it down to parades specifically.

I think we've done pride merchandise in the past, which was, you know, questionable.

But I thought pride parades, you know, what a fun little twist.

I will also say, speaking of which, speaking of something completely irrelevant, I also wanted to throw out there that we are selling tickets to our live show right now. I know you might have heard a promo earlier, but we are, we already sold out a couple shows and we would love to get the rest moving. So if you go to Beechycanti.com, you can see all the 12 cities are going to this summer. And we would love to see you live as we read one star reviews of your town.

And I just want to pitch that one more time, just in case people weren't aware because we're very excited. We are very excited.

Listeners, what you just experienced is something known as Rainbow Capitalism.

We used our pride episode to sell you tickets to our show.

Speaking of pride, you should come buy tickets to our show.

We're very proud to be coming to your city.

We're super proud of our show in Columbus, Ohio.

Yes, what a perfect segue, Christine.

Hey, we are going to the gayest state, which is Oregon.

But that was already sold out, so.

Sorry, you missed your chance, folks.

The real Prideful folks have already bought their tickets for that.

So, you know what?

The rest of you better step it up is all I'm going to say.

So true.

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