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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 4 October 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:19.6	to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden.
0:22.5	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Aniches Zenski, Andrew Hunter Murray,
0:26.8	James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:31.1	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:35.9	Starting with you, James.
0:37.6	Okay my fact this week is that using too much red lipstick make your urine turn red.
0:43.0	That's weird so it gets into your kidney somehow.
0:47.6	Yeah I reckon.
0:48.6	How do you wear lipstick?
0:49.6	I must have worn it wrong.
0:50.6	You know, at times I've worn it.
0:51.6	Not wearing it on the outside are you?
0:53.1	I screwed it up, you put it on your tongue didn't you?
0:57.4	So I found this on the website of improbable research our friends who also make the
1:03.5	Ig Nobel Prizes and this was a case for 28 year old woman who turned up at a nephrology
1:09.4	clinic with a five day history of passing red coloured urine but she didn't have any
1:14.5	other symptoms.
1:15.5	She had no pain, she didn't have chills, she didn't have anything else that could have
1:19.2	caused this like blood in your urine for instance.
1:22.9	And the doctor said that the only noticeable feature was her bright red lipstick which
1:27.8	I think is a bit harsh actually.
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