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288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.1

to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden.

0:23.1

My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anichesensky, James Harkin and Andrew

0:27.4

Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:31.6

backs from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:36.5

Starting with you, James.

0:38.6

Okay my pet this week is that elephants can tell how much of something is in a closed

0:43.9

bucket by smell alone.

0:46.4

It's so cool.

0:48.8

It's so amazing.

0:50.4

So let's say let me take one of you for instance Dan.

0:53.6

Yes.

0:54.6

As I'm looking at you.

0:55.6

Hello.

0:56.6

I'm a food.

0:57.6

Yeah.

0:58.6

And one of them has got three steaks and the other one's got one steak.

1:00.2

You'd know which one had the most steaks.

1:01.6

Yeah, I'm right.

1:02.6

But if you had two boxes of conflicts that were both closed you wouldn't be able to tell

1:07.0

which one was full of conflicts and which one isn't full of conflicts and elephants can

1:10.6

do this.

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