Hello, lovely humans. I'm Waioli and you are listening to Sex Stories, a podcast where we share

our personal and sometimes professional sex stories, sometimes both, if they overlap, in an effort to

make the world a sexier, more loving place, one ripple of love at a time.

And today's episode is a little bit special.

So it is Christmas Eve.

Maybe you're not listening to this on Christmas Eve, but the day that this drops is Christmas Eve.

And since some people do celebrate Christmas, not everyone does. I celebrated mine early this year

with my family. Very sweet, very fun. Highly recommend celebrating Christmas early. I love that.

I did grow up with a Santa. My dad actually just sent us some of our early letters to Santa.

I asked for a video game, and I put in parentheses,

my brother did not make me ask for this.

I have no memory of that video game.

So anyway, this is a special episode where I thought my gift to myself this year

would be to finally tackle organization of my bucket list.

So this is something specifically just the erotic bucket list.

As you know, if you've been listening for a minute or maybe you're new, welcome, hi.

Ooh, can't wait to hear what's on your bucket list and get to know you some more.

I have been randomly keeping track of this for four or five years.

Like I kind of started scribbling notes in the first or second year. And then for the last three years,

I've been adding it to this spreadsheet, which I've sometimes shared publicly and then sometimes

been like, oh my God, it's too messy. I can't let people see this. I can't let people see this. And I now am embarking upon

a mission of deep organization and enlisting the help of AI. And even AI is struggling with

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