Hello and welcome to Sci Guys, the show where we talk about the crazy, weird, and wonderful stories from the science world.

I'm Corey, and as always, I'm joined by my co-host, the libacious Luke Cutforth.

That's me.

This week we're talking about auto-alcoholics and some sobering stuff.

But first, Luke, I've got a question for you. I'm not an alcoholic.

No, no, Luke. I'm not an alcoholic. No, look, my question for you is, what is your alcoholic drink of choice, given, of course, that you are an alcoholic? No. I'm a gin and tonic boy. You're made of gin and tonic. 50% gin and tonic. Yes, at least. My father-in-law makes a very good and very strong gin and tonic,

and I enjoy very much. You say you're not an alcoholic, but an alcoholic. Anyway, moving on.

So, do you know what we're talking about today, Luke? Auto-alcoholics. So either alcoholic

cars, alcoholic drivers, drink driving, maybe, alcoholics who have, they're genetically predisposed to alcoholism, so they're automatically alcoholics.

I'm trying to decode these words.

The thing is, you are so incredibly, like, wrong.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

And I don't mean that in an active way. Um, you are wrong, of course. But no, you're, you're, you're wrong in so far as what Otto means in this

case. You were close, right? It is far stupider and far more simple than that. Okay.

It's way more simple than, than simple than your complex brain has made it.

Sorry for respecting you.

It's not me, Luke.

It's science that you should respect.

No, scientists have essentially figured out how to get drunk without drinking is the tagline.

But of course, like all taglines when it comes to science, Luke, it's that's a misrepresentation. That's not true.

Is it weed?

No.

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