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God Awful Movies

288: Run, Hide, Fight

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it.
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Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

You ever see a little kid do something shitty and they don't know how to lie yet.

0:09.9

So you'll be like, hey, did you rub chocolate milk all over your face?

0:12.9

Is that why you look like that?

0:13.9

And they're like, no, um, um, there was a shot.

0:18.0

What happened was that's how Ben Shapiro pretends not to be pro mass shooter in his fucking

0:23.4

movie.

0:24.4

Right.

0:25.4

But then he periodically just goes, I love chocolate milk on my face.

0:27.4

And then he comes back to the line and you're like, what?

0:31.8

Exactly.

0:33.8

God awful movie movies.

0:50.6

Welcome back to God awful movies.

0:52.8

We're each week watching other terrible movies so you don't have to.

0:55.7

I'm your host, Ethan, right?

0:57.1

And sitting in a jumperoo bouncy thing that he definitely retrofitted for an adult is

1:02.1

my good friend Eli Bosnick.

1:03.8

Eli, how's it going?

1:05.2

I'm fantastic.

1:07.0

Keith, I hate this movie.

1:08.9

I hate everyone who made it and I would like to start yelling about it.

1:12.4

That's fair.

1:13.4

Just bounce around a little bit and relax.

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