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God Awful Movies

287: Absolute Proof

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence.
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And Melissa Carone, through the 19 Apple Teenies she had had at the All You Need Sizzler, was like,

0:11.0

Oh my God, they're running for a flamm, you know, by now, twice in her round.

0:17.0

Which she explains to us now by saying that what the policy was supposed to be, and these are her words,

0:22.0

when it jammed they were supposed to throw them away and then rescan them. You know, after they had thrown the battle away.

0:37.0

Not awful movie, movie movies.

0:42.0

Welcome back to the gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because enjoying ourselves is exactly what they'd expect.

0:56.0

I'm your host Noah Luzon since sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath. Welcome back.

1:02.0

Thanks Noah. So you know who makes a great hello. Who's that?

1:06.0

Casper mattress. I do. Lovely pillow indeed and sitting nine or the most of my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnichela. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:17.0

I'm fine Noah. You see that? That is a complete sentence.

1:23.0

I just wanted to prove it was possible. You could spell it out with Noah lip sees or weird hyphens because you just don't know what punctuation would signal that type of a boss.

1:37.0

So subjectively you say I don't mean to interdict you.

1:42.0

Oh, you beat me to it. You beat me to it. I know, but I accidentally used it right. I can't help.

1:47.0

So I can't believe you induced me to that joke. You induced me that joke. So don't worry audience eventually all of this will make sense.

1:55.0

It'll be worth it. It'll all be worth it. So tell us, Ethan. What will we be breaking down today?

2:00.0

We watched Mike Lindell's absolute proof documentary proving deception on the faith unveiled network underscore 360.

2:11.0

It's the story of exactly what that sounds like. It's the story of Mike Lindell trying to explain voting machines like my grandma trying to explain how to tape one show on her VCR and watch another show at the same time.

2:28.0

It's two hours.

2:31.0

Oh, this was a tough one. Yeah, I was painful. And speaking of which Eli just how painful was this movie? Well, if you love the hard hitting news reporting of the Tucker Carlson show, but your consciousness resets every three words.

2:47.0

This movie. This is like the memento guy trying to read Shakespeare backwards the documentary.

2:56.0

Oh, yeah, I don't know about you guys took me eight and a half hours to get through this one. That's that might be a new record for a two hour movie for me.

3:04.0

All right. So, hey, so before we get all this bad news about Mike Lindell, the Mike my pillow guy, I should point out that setting aside the Patreon only bonus episode where we reviewed Wonder Woman 84 last month still available along with over 50 more bonus episodes when you donate as little as $1 episode of patreon.com.

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