287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.

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0:00.0	You know what I'm gonna work with.
0:04.4	You know what I'm gonna work with.
0:08.4	You know what I'm gonna work with.
0:13.6	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a Weekly Podcast.
0:21.2	This week coming to you live from Antwerp.
0:25.2	My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin.
0:34.4	And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days.
0:39.6	And in no particular order, here we go.
0:42.8	Starting with you, James.
0:44.8	Okay, my fat this week is that Pope Leo the 10th had a pet elephant who was killed when doctors gave it a gold enema.
0:54.0	So there's quite a lot to unpack.
0:58.4	Yeah, yeah.
0:59.6	It's the fact that really has everything.
1:01.6	It has popes, it has elephants, it has gold and it has bottoms.
1:06.4	So anyway, so this was in 1514.
1:10.8	There was a King Manuel I of Portugal.
1:14.4	He gave Leo the 10th this white elephant called Hano.
1:17.6	And the Pope liked absolutely loved this elephant.
1:20.4	He thought it was the greatest thing in the world.
1:22.4	He almost made him understand why people worshipped full-sidles.
1:27.2	As long as they were white elephants called Hano.
1:30.8	But unfortunately Hano didn't really like it living in Rome and he stopped eating and it turned out he had very severe constipation.
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