#288 - Cereal Just Got More Poisonous

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome here to me!
0:02.8	Fuck with that.
0:04.0	Would you throw at me?
0:05.0	A piece of a cup of noodle.
0:06.0	Okay, cool.
0:07.0	How you doing, Frank?
0:08.0	I'm doing alright.
0:09.0	You know?
0:10.0	You know, taking a day by, don't you love those like saying,
0:13.0	when people are like, ah, day by day, live in a dream.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	And it's like you can sense the harm and hurt and pain behind it.
0:19.0	Anyone who's telling me they're living the dream,
0:21.0	they really is not going, not doing well.
0:24.0	I have like, at different points in my life,
0:26.0	I have like, uh, different like,
0:29.0	what's the, like, I guess a euphemism?
0:31.0	Like, it's a, living the dream or, you know,
0:34.0	there's this paradise.
0:35.0	That's my, that's a big one.
0:36.0	Living in paradise.
0:37.0	Living in paradise is one of mine.
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