#287 - Frank Is A Gatekeeper

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Frank is back with a "Keeping It Frank" where he decides to gatekeep kiwis like a pretentious bastard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank has a go buddy. Yep. Yep.
0:03.7	What was that? I don't know. I'm excited. Yep. Yep. I'm here baby. I love that shirt.
0:08.4	Thanks man. It's a great shirt. Thank you. It's a...
0:11.0	If you can name half the people in here, I'd be shocked.
0:13.2	In the green, that just looks like a man dressed up as Velma.
0:17.0	Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, right there. Who's that?
0:21.7	That's not Velma from Scooby Doo? That's Dr. Octopus.
0:25.0	It says DO, like it's the periodic table of elements.
0:28.0	Yeah, yeah. So it says DO for Dr. Octopus. You know who that is obviously.
0:31.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's... Yeah. You don't know that. Dr. Puss. That's a vision.
0:35.2	That's the Beijing. The Beijing. Yeah. Have you seen Black Twitter turning him into Vichon?
0:43.0	You haven't seen it? I haven't. For a fucking watt of vision. He has the sweater. He has the
0:46.8	fucking do-rag in the chain. And like the last scene, yeah. I remember because someone...
0:50.8	I saw like a TikTok of him like walking out and like that last scene or whatever.
0:54.0	Yeah. It's almost like, damn vision is mine. It's like, you know, Vichon is crushing it.
0:59.9	Yeah. Oh man. But... What did you say right before we started by the way?
1:04.0	Uh, oh, about the Vatican? Yeah, yeah.
1:08.0	Apparently I was saying like apparently again, like God hates the gaze again for some reason.
1:12.8	So I didn't read into that. Yeah.
1:15.3	I like saw... So we know, neither did I. I saw the headline. That's all I went.
1:21.3	Right. That's as far as I went. There's no real information on the show ever.
1:24.4	Ever. And if you come here for it, you probably...
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