Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Beach, Sandy Waters, who at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm Eckstein.

I'm Zandi. Hi.

Hey, today I am enthralled about our theme.

I'm not really, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, okay. Wait, you don't have to say that. I mean, I'm not more or less enthralled than normal. I am trying to bring a level of exuberance that I don't usually bring to the table. Here is the, why? Because I haven't slept too much. I'm overcompensating for what I feel is something I'm lacking today. That makes sense. Okay. Yeah. This is a review. Nope. This is an episode where we review. I was like, whoa, you really just want to get into this. Ah! Don't we have like three minutes to just like bullshit like we always do? Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I get a little in my head about it.

Do you want to say something interesting? No. So we're reading your, so I have nothing to say. Oh, okay. Yeah, you'd say that. Well, if you're not going to say anything, then maybe just stop talking and let me talk. Okay. These are reviews of food delivery services that we're reading today. Think Grubhub, think DoorDash, think Uber Eats.

And I had a challenge from natalie which was to find reviews where someone felt that the name of

the business was misleading that's pretty i feel like that has a potential for some oh a game some

oh i did a game maybe perhaps for perhaps, for chance? I hope so.

For chance. Oh, man. Okay, I love a good game. Okay. Yeah, I'm excited. Now I'm excited. Wake up. I wasn't at all beforehand. I told you. Uh, Oxin'er. I'm going to go first. What? Okay. This is a review from Ellie, she, her of Uber E Eats and Ellie signed off the email proud member of

the Sheifer siblings podcast universe um which I enjoyed and this is once being a member sorry

it made it sound like there was some sort of fan club a member don't we have to approve that it's our

universe yeah I don't think I just I'm going to let just anyone into my universe.

Wait your turn.

Pay the fee.

Pay your HOA.

Oh, yeah.

Our universe, the entire universe has an HOA.

That's right.

Our universe does have an HOA.

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