287: Ms. Pat's Half Pipe

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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The Super Bowl is over and Chris and Deon owe Pat money! Maybe they can go on TikTok and beg the government like one lady did. And we take listener questions with SpeakPipe. We’re switching things up on The Patdown. I see some of y’all are out here struggling. So do yourself a favor and send me your questions at speakpipe.com/mspat. You can leave me a message, and we will answer your question on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	As a small business owner, my favourite thing about posting a job on LinkedIn is that when I hit send, I clock out and LinkedIn clocks in.
0:07.0	LinkedIn makes it easy to post your job for free. Get qualified candidates and manage them all in one place.
0:12.9	Plus, LinkedIn extends the reach of your job posts by allowing you to share it with your network.
0:17.7	And hiring managers that add a hiring frame to their LinkedIn profiles receive
0:22.0	two times more qualified applicants go to linkton.com slash agree to post your job for free terms and
0:28.4	conditions apply hey it's white boy chris if the pat down's ever made you laugh then join our patreon
0:33.6	and support us get bonus content a t-shirt or or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's
0:38.6	autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join
0:43.0	our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Dan. I'm here with my people that I
0:47.7	love the most, Chris Bangalang and Dion Currie. We are here after the Super Bowl.
0:54.8	Nigger, what am I?
0:55.9	About that.
0:56.8	Chris has said something about lawyers.
0:59.1	Yeah.
0:59.8	Dion, I'm going to have my attorney look this over for you too.
1:03.2	And we'll let you know.
1:05.3	Chris, y'all don't give me my $50.
1:08.0	I will, boy, I would tell some shit up.
1:09.9	Give me my money.
1:12.7	This is a bad bet because you only would have had to pay us $9.50. I will, boy, I would tell some shit up. Give me my money. This is a bad bet because you only would have had to pay us 25. I don't give a fuck about what I had to pay you. So what I'm
1:18.0	irrelevant because you didn't win. I'm talking about what you had to pay me. You pumpkin patch
1:23.0	looking niv. Now look, I'm not going to sit here and get called Red and Puffy
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