286: Amageddyready

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Sun Express Airlines.
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0:29.2	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the patdowns ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and
0:33.5	support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit,
0:37.7	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:39.1	Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon,
0:41.8	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:43.8	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Day.
0:45.5	I'm here with my friend,
0:47.5	Dionne Curry and Chris Spangelaide.
0:49.9	Hey, y'all.
0:50.2	Another wonderful episode of the Pat Down,
0:53.3	and I finally have a producer in this shit
0:55.1	might be working right and we're gonna be all right I know y'all are getting ready for the
1:00.1	amogaddy you know make sure you get water make sure you get your food make sure you get
1:05.8	your firearms make sure you get your gas mask your whole cow your whole cow live and we're going to hear about it
1:13.9	in this episode get am i'm telling you check your paps make sure all your paps is smeared in the proper
1:21.1	places yeah this is a crazy episode when this shit down, I want y'all to be ready.
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