287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:05.9	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized
0:10.2	tent. Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:14.0	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P, and O'Ferees, there is another way.
0:30.0	Oh, he's cute.
0:33.0	Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:37.0	He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:40.0	He couldn't sleep before.
0:41.0	Now listen to him.
0:42.0	Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection
0:46.0	Well they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:53.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:56.0	Pinedo Ferries, there is another way.
0:59.0	They're like, in the next seven songs,
1:02.0	we're gonna tell you what Connie West said on Twitter
1:04.5	and it's like we can just look let me guess.
1:07.6	Never made it as a wise man are Are we in? Yeah, what is that?
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