286: "Not Stabbing, Can't Get Mad" Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we’ll record this in the past with bits from the future because we’re not here now, Jeff Sessions announces a Biblical Space Force to prevent Church-Space Separation, and Biblepiece theater gives us some more o’ Gomorrah. --- To see us live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the Fallacious Trump podcast, click here: https://podnews.net/podcast/1391657705/no --- Headlines: Study: Christian nationalists think god wants them to have guns: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/27/christian-nationalists-believe-god-literally-wants-them-to-have-guns-study-says/ Update on bible in military display: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/23/conservatives-are-furious-that-the-military-replaced-a-bible-on-a-memorial-table/ and http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/30/christian-right-group-says-military-display-with-generic-faith-book-is-illegal/ Trump-Appointed Judge Mourns the “Moral Tragedy of Abortion” in Alarming Ruling http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/17/trump-appointed-judge-mourns-the-moral-tragedy-of-abortion-in-alarming-ruling/ Rick Wiles: Rachel Maddow Sent the Signal for Liberals to Decapitate the Trumps http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/19/rick-wiles-rachel-maddow-sent-the-signal-for-liberals-to-decapitate-the-trumps/ Jenny McCarthy Can’t Tell the Difference Between a Ghost and Google Home http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-cant-tell-the-difference-between-a-ghost-and-google-home/ --- This Week in Misogyny: NZ passes paid leave for victims of domestic abuse: https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/26/new-zealand-paid-domestic-violence-leave-jan-logie Canada stands up for women’s rights activist jailed by Saudi Arabia: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2018/08/07/why-in-the-world-is-saudi-arabia-sanctioning-canada/?utm_term=.0126987e9065

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains Eli.
0:26.0	The podcast where we use the insane ramblings of a tiny handed narcissist to explain logical
0:29.9	fallacies.
0:30.7	And the more we study Trump, the clearer it becomes that we did in fact evolve from filthy
0:35.6	monkey men.
0:56.0	It's Thursday.
0:57.0	And it's August 9th.
0:58.8	And it's National Handholding Day.
1:02.0	So we're going to put on a podcast for you.
1:04.4	It's like on the radio but on the internet.
1:07.2	I have no illusions.
1:09.8	Um, Eli Bosnick.
1:11.4	Um, Heathen Wright.
1:12.8	From New York, New York, Cincinnati, Swing State, and Good Husband Georgia.
1:17.4	This is the scathing atheists.
1:19.6	On this week's episode, we'll record this in the past with bits from the future because
1:24.3	we're not here right now.
1:26.2	Jeff Sessions announces a biblical space forced, prevent church space separation.
1:31.4	And Bible Peace Theater gives us a mora-gamora.
1:35.5	But first, the diatron.
1:51.0	Victory is only inevitable in retro-spec.
1:54.8	I mean, you know, from a determinous perspective, sure, everything's inevitable.
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