285: C.O.O.L. G.I.M.P. Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn what christians mean when they say they’re a COOL GIMP, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop company hires a stunt vagina, and Jeff Sessions apparently thinks it’s the “just us” department.
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Headlines:
Jeff Sessions announces "Religious Liberty Task Force":
Cardinal resigns over kid-raping, ordered to a ‘life of prayer and penance’: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/28/cardinal-resigns-over-sex-abuse-scandal-ordered-to-life-of-prayer-and-penance/
Republican in virginia race loves bigfoot porn
And
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginiaus5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800
Study: Christian nationalists think god wants them to have guns: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/27/christian-nationalists-believe-god-literally-wants-them-to-have-guns-study-says/
Update on bible in military display: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/23/conservatives-are-furious-that-the-military-replaced-a-bible-on-a-memorial-table/ and http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/30/christian-right-group-says-military-display-with-generic-faith-book-is-illegal/
Log Cabin Republicans support anti-LGBTQ politician in GA Governor’s race
NYC officials sued for allowing substandard education at Orthodox Jewish schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/24/ny-officials-sued-for-allowing-substandard-education-at-orthodox-jewish-schools/
CVS fires pharmacist who refused to fill hormone prescription for trans woman: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/25/cvs-fires-pharmacist-who-refused-to-fill-hormone-prescription-for-trans-woman/
Goop hires a fact checker: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/25/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-hired-a-full-time-fact-checker-and-other-revelations/
This Week in Misogyny:
Saudi woman faces jail time for hugging male singer on stage: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/30/saudi-arabian-woman-faces-prison-time-for-hugging-male-singer-on-stage/
Mormon mother denied temple recommend for breastfeeding in church: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/27/a-mormon-mother-was-denied-a-temple-recommend-after-breastfeeding-in-church/
Catholic ownership of hospitals an increasing problem: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-catholic-bishops-are-shaping-health-care-in-rural-america/
Sources for Christian terminology:
http://loveandsalvation.blogspot.com/2011/04/christian-acronyms-and-acrostics.html
https://www.dictionaryofchristianese.com/list-of-words-by-alphabetical/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains offensive language. |
| 0:03.4 | And if that's the thing in this podcast that most offend you, your priorities are all kinds |
| 0:07.8 | of fucked up. |
| 0:09.2 | This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter and by |
| 0:14.5 | Catholic Starter, the crowdfunding source for city states that spend all your charitable |
| 0:19.2 | donations paying people not to get into too much detail about the child rate. |
| 0:23.7 | Catholic Starter because we can't sell the art we got from the Holocaust yet. |
| 0:28.2 | Now, the Skating Atheist. |
| 0:30.6 | This is Susan Gerbick, fearless leader and founder of the grilles skepticism on Wikipedia |
| 0:36.6 | project. |
| 0:38.2 | And we did indeed involve from filthy monkey humanoids. |
| 0:58.2 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:05.2 | It's August 2nd and it's dinosaur day. |
| 1:10.4 | Shut up to Satan for planning such an elaborate and exquisite fossil wreck. |
| 1:15.2 | Right? |
| 1:16.2 | I'm Noah Luzon's, I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:19.1 | I'm Heath N. Wright. |
| 1:20.8 | New York, New York, Cincinnati, Ohio and Bumfuck Nowhere. |
| 1:24.8 | This Skating Atheist. |
| 1:26.8 | On this week's episode, we'll learn what Christians mean when they say they're a cool |
| 1:31.2 | gimp. |
| 1:32.2 | Wineth Paltrow's Goop Company hires a stunt vagina. |
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