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The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, we’ll learn what christians mean when they say they’re a COOL GIMP, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop company hires a stunt vagina, and Jeff Sessions apparently thinks it’s the “just us” department. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To learn more about the Guerilla Skepticism on Wikipedia Project, click here: http://guerrillaskepticismonwikipedia.blogspot.com/ --- Headlines: Jeff Sessions announces "Religious Liberty Task Force": https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/jeff-sessions-announces-religious-liberty-task-force-at-doj-summit.html Cardinal resigns over kid-raping, ordered to a ‘life of prayer and penance’: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/28/cardinal-resigns-over-sex-abuse-scandal-ordered-to-life-of-prayer-and-penance/ Republican in virginia race loves bigfoot porn https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/republican-accused-of-being-devotee-of-bigfoot-by-democratic-opponent-in-virginia-house-race/ And https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800 Study: Christian nationalists think god wants them to have guns: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/27/christian-nationalists-believe-god-literally-wants-them-to-have-guns-study-says/ Update on bible in military display: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/23/conservatives-are-furious-that-the-military-replaced-a-bible-on-a-memorial-table/ and http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/30/christian-right-group-says-military-display-with-generic-faith-book-is-illegal/ Log Cabin Republicans support anti-LGBTQ politician in GA Governor’s race https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/log-cabin-republicans-support-anti-lgbtq-politician-ga-governors-race/ NYC officials sued for allowing substandard education at Orthodox Jewish schools: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/24/ny-officials-sued-for-allowing-substandard-education-at-orthodox-jewish-schools/ CVS fires pharmacist who refused to fill hormone prescription for trans woman: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/25/cvs-fires-pharmacist-who-refused-to-fill-hormone-prescription-for-trans-woman/ Goop hires a fact checker: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/25/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-hired-a-full-time-fact-checker-and-other-revelations/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Saudi woman faces jail time for hugging male singer on stage: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/30/saudi-arabian-woman-faces-prison-time-for-hugging-male-singer-on-stage/ Mormon mother denied temple recommend for breastfeeding in church: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/07/27/a-mormon-mother-was-denied-a-temple-recommend-after-breastfeeding-in-church/ Catholic ownership of hospitals an increasing problem: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-catholic-bishops-are-shaping-health-care-in-rural-america/ --- Sources for Christian terminology: http://loveandsalvation.blogspot.com/2011/04/christian-acronyms-and-acrostics.html https://www.dictionaryofchristianese.com/list-of-words-by-alphabetical/

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast contains offensive language.
0:03.4	And if that's the thing in this podcast that most offend you, your priorities are all kinds
0:07.8	of fucked up.
0:09.2	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter and by
0:14.5	Catholic Starter, the crowdfunding source for city states that spend all your charitable
0:19.2	donations paying people not to get into too much detail about the child rate.
0:23.7	Catholic Starter because we can't sell the art we got from the Holocaust yet.
0:28.2	Now, the Skating Atheist.
0:30.6	This is Susan Gerbick, fearless leader and founder of the grilles skepticism on Wikipedia
0:36.6	project.
0:38.2	And we did indeed involve from filthy monkey humanoids.
0:58.2	It's Thursday.
1:05.2	It's August 2nd and it's dinosaur day.
1:10.4	Shut up to Satan for planning such an elaborate and exquisite fossil wreck.
1:15.2	Right?
1:16.2	I'm Noah Luzon's, I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:19.1	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:20.8	New York, New York, Cincinnati, Ohio and Bumfuck Nowhere.
1:24.8	This Skating Atheist.
1:26.8	On this week's episode, we'll learn what Christians mean when they say they're a cool
1:31.2	gimp.
1:32.2	Wineth Paltrow's Goop Company hires a stunt vagina.
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