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How Long Gone

286. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today recorded live and unedited from Glendale. We chat about how nobody knows what Salesforce does, which shoes white people are not allowed to wear, the technology that Nike and the CIA are partnering on to keep white feet out of certain Jordans, TJ pulling up with the Uncle Paulie's cap, skater behavior, we explore the cross-section of skater bro and survivalist racist as it pertains to what type of truck they have, the throughline between Le Creuset and Sketchers, Chris went down to Orange County, why online shopping feels bad, we try to figure out how to complain about getting free stuff in the mail, axe throwing bars vs escape rooms vs the rooms where you break old fax machines, Chrisley Knows Best, why we're obsessed with what the new "city" is going to be, and how the future of Los Angeles hinges on solely on the weather.  twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday morning coming to you live raw uncut unedited from Glendale. The sun is shining. My

0:21.5

heater is not working.

0:23.3

I feel like I talked about that last week.

0:25.0

Vartan's coming out, I texted Vartan, no call, no show.

0:28.8

I don't love to hear about your domestic issues,

0:31.5

and I don't think anyone does but luckily I dressed

0:34.4

appropriately for the climate but it's gonna be it's gonna hit 70 today is what I'm

0:38.1

is what I'm seeing on the app that I paid five dollars for to tell me the

0:41.9

weather that's I would say less accurate than the free app is dark sky

0:46.7

dark sky it looks better shot out to my mom she loves dark sky she's been like rocking dark sky for like 12 years.

0:55.3

Karen knows. I mean I've been rocking it for a minute. I don't remember where I found it.

1:00.1

But at one point it was considered to be more accurate, but I think apples advancements in technology have led them to be neck and neck with the with the dark sky family

1:07.8

Yeah, this is how those big corporate companies that just swallow up the little guy.

1:13.0

I tell you what man I'm sick and tired of it.

1:15.0

I'm ready to be acquired though.

1:17.0

If Salesforce wants to buy how long gone?

1:20.0

Damn, we need to get...

1:22.0

Can you imagine if you were able to rock the Salesforce, how long gone Vests,

1:25.8

Collaborative Vests?

1:26.8

I've always been so pissed off by Salesforce.

1:29.5

I mean, I don't really know what they do. That's the main reason why I'm pissed on.

1:33.7

And that's, but that's the beauty of it, is that it's like, it's truly like a giant conglomerate

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