#2843 The Valley S2E05 Part One: Notes of Bitterness and Acidity
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🗓️ 14 May 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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This is part one of a two-part recap
With the wine flowing, The Valley gets nasty on its cast trip. Michelle and Jesse have a dependably vicious argument, and then later Brit and Nia clash over Danny’s drunken snoozing. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com
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| 0:08.0 | Watch what happens. |
| 0:11.0 | Watch what happens. |
| 0:14.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much the crappins. It's so much to crappins. |
| 0:21.6 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins? |
| 0:27.6 | Hello and welcome to Watcher Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only |
| 0:37.9 | Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. What's up with you? Oh, you know, |
| 0:43.6 | just a fun morning over here. Just got back from a root canal, which is kind of the perfect way to |
| 0:49.4 | dive into the valley. I mean, if nothing totally suggests the valley, and I'm talking about the TV |
| 0:56.0 | show, The Valley, like a root canal. What's going on with you, Ron? Yeah, we both had dentist |
| 0:59.9 | day today. I went to the dentist as well. I got a cleaning, and there was a new cleaning guy |
| 1:06.5 | there, and he's like, hi. Okay, so Ron Dahl. He goes, how do you pronounce your name? I said, |
| 1:14.3 | Rondell or Ronnie. And he goes, okay, Ron Dahl. So, Ron Dahl, you're supposed to be coming |
| 1:21.5 | in every three months for a cleaning? And I was like, mm-hmm, I'm going in there every three |
| 1:26.1 | months for a cleaning. You fucking kidding me? No. No, I'm not going to. So I was like, mm-hmm, I'm going in there every three months for a cleaning. You fucking kidding me? |
| 1:28.1 | No. |
| 1:29.1 | No, I'm not going to. |
| 1:30.3 | So I was like, okay, just take his passive aggression, you know? |
| 1:33.2 | It's like, okay, but you haven't come in for a little over a year. |
| 1:36.4 | That's a long time. |
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