283-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2015

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree. Also, food is good. Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and also to expand your vocabulary so that you don't sound like such a dumbs**t. We have reviews for the REAL MAN from the Mommies and these joints are on FLEEK! Plus Tina peed a frightening color. Was it murder?! When Tom/Mom posts a fart video do you realize how arrogant you have to be to question its authenticity. We clear the air (well, we cloud it first). If you think Dad Mouth is bad, wait til you smell what Mom's got cookin in her den. (It's pretty greezy). And a new phone number is full of mysterious messages. Give em a listen!

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0:00.0	That's not you're not
0:09.3	Guys can I start talking you can start talking you're
0:14.0	Crazy that you're gonna be at Barry and Michelle's party this week. Yeah, I'm going to see Barack Obama
0:21.2	That's crazy. I haven't been there in a while DC improv guys March 5th or 8 come see me please come on
0:28.9	The Obama's are coming to a show. Well, yeah, they always come to a show. That's awesome. Yeah, we get hammered afterwards
0:36.7	Wow, so there's gonna be a lot of security there. Oh
0:39.3	Maybe maybe no
0:40.9	Well congratulations on having the Obama's at your show
0:45.2	They're cool. Yeah, and then guys March 15th your mom's house is in
0:50.1	Manfredisco Cubs comedy club. Yeah, that's the
0:54.1	I see only live podcast date we could keep
0:59.1	Is manfred disco. That's an hour away. Yeah, and it's on a Sunday. We could just come right back
1:03.9	Yeah down my bio genes
1:05.9	I have let's see I have a pretty busy week, and I hope you can make it to a show
1:13.1	Well this Atlanta will already have happened. So I hope that turns out great
1:18.7	Tonight Wednesday. I'm in Jacksonville
1:21.1	Florida, so I've been there. Yeah
1:24.9	That was the gong you just made a gong noise
1:28.1	Jacksonville Florida at the comedy zone. Hope you can make it to my show
1:33.1	The next night West Palm Beach
1:35.6	Florida, I hope you can come out West Palm Beach
1:40.4	I got you know told that it's one of the hardest clubs to sell tickets at and I was like that's my home
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