284: A Sandwich and Some (BLANKETY-BLANK) Christmas Lights
A Sandwich and Some Lovin’
Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans
4.5 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Will Allen and Kellie be inspired by Rebel Wilson's "Year of Health"? Is Allen looking more like Kenny Rogers or is he morphing into The Most Interesting Man Ever? Or will they just continue to blame weight gain, funky hair and everything else that's gone wrong in 2020 on quarantine?
After expressing her disdain for putting dogs in costumes, Allen busts Kellie for buying a sweater for Zoey. Of course she has a perfectly good explanation. And what grocery store parking lot faux pas left Kellie FUMING?
Allen may not love pink fluff, but Kellie does. And she plans to get her mama's recipe and make it for the first time ever.
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| 0:00.0 | Yay Networks. |
| 0:03.0 | Networks. Welcome to another episode of a Sandwich Anson Loving podcast. We are now officially in the |
| 0:18.0 | middle of the holiday season. Did I say my name? I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans. Thank you for being here with me and my co-host and my husband, Alan Evans. |
| 0:28.5 | Hey, trade in the house. I'm so just combobulated. I couldn't remember if I said my name or not that's bad and I'm reminded this holiday season why I hate |
| 0:37.3 | Christmas lights so much |
| 0:40.4 | Well, you can go ahead and get into that. |
| 0:44.0 | Okay. |
| 0:45.0 | We talked a little bit about it before, but we've had some issues since. |
| 0:49.0 | Yes, we've had some issues since. |
| 0:50.0 | We've had some issues since. |
| 0:51.0 | Yes, I installed thousands of Christmas lights. He did and I didn't help him at all. |
| 0:56.0 | No. Which I think you prefer it that way honestly. Let's just be honest. Probably a good call. Yeah. That was the day |
| 1:02.1 | Actually no I don't prefer it. I wasn't feeling well and I didn't come out and offer you any beverages |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah, you were having the green apple quick step so you were staying inside I guess I was But anyway yeah Alan's out there and you know we have |
| 1:15.5 | some lighted deer in the front yard and now we've added a deer pulling a |
| 1:20.8 | sleigh which I think the sleigh needs something. |
| 1:23.2 | Kelly wants to put some presents in there. |
| 1:25.8 | It's an empty sleigh it doesn't look right. |
| 1:27.6 | Because this big yard sculpture I put up is not sufficient. |
| 1:31.3 | It needs some it needs a little something. It doesn't suffice. Then he got these two |
| 1:35.1 | schnauzers because he had the idea of you know like when you go to the |
| 1:40.6 | rich people houses how they have two lions you know |
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