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The Basement Yard

#283 - Becoming A Sugar Baby

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Joe explains how he ended up accidentally being a "sugar baby" to this foot loving man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stop welcome back to the paint and the fuck

0:04.4

Welcome back to the base min yard. I just want to remind everyone pay the price is up on Kickstarter right now

0:09.0

We are close to a hundred thousand dollars today by the time it comes out

0:12.3

We may have hit a hundred thousand dollars in a raise. We appreciate all you can go to Kickstarter dot pay the price game dot com

0:18.1

To pre-order yours or just go search it on Kickstarter

0:20.9

Thank you to everyone who has supported it so far, but yeah, definitely go check out you can also go to I'm a fucking

0:27.8

Lumberjack fuck me twice dot com to see pictures of him naked

0:33.1

What the fuck are you wearing what is a nice jacket? That is I had a photo. It's for lying. It's for lying

0:40.2

Yeah, oh my god, you're not helping your cause here. What it's a tough job to call us. I I didn't change my shirt

0:47.3

Yeah, I'm getting shit you look like you retired and you were a cop who hated minorities. I first of all

0:52.7

You can't I I live in Hawaiian shirts baby

0:59.6

Second of all to yanky Hawaiian shirt super fire

1:02.6

Third of all. Yeah, don't don't wear that you know not to wear that I had a photo shoot and that's what you were

1:08.6

Yeah, why? Well, I'm well because there was what was the photo shoot for a fucking

1:14.0

Got him bang bang boom. Well, was it it was it was for a seltzer

1:18.4

No way, no, I was no listen because I posted on my story about house seltzer. I'm not getting great

1:24.7

I'm not getting paid to say yes they're the best but house makes a seltzer they're a New York based seltzer brand and

1:30.7

They they're doing this like thing they have called like New York made or something

1:35.3

It's about people who are from New York doing something. I don't know

1:37.7

But so they wanted to shoot me with a seltzer so I was doing it and they were like oh where can we meet you?

1:43.8

And I was like oh, there's like a park over here. Yeah, big park that we go there just to meet up and like whatever you guys want to do

1:49.4

so end of the being these two dudes and and

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