#282 - My First Days As A Father

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Frank tells us about the birth of his child and what it's like being a new dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the b-
0:06.4	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.1	Dad Frank is in the house.
0:09.6	Fucking daddy.
0:10.9	I wanna be Zaddy Frank, actually.
0:12.6	You know, you're gonna have to do a lot to get into Zaddy.
0:15.2	Like what?
0:15.8	I don't know, do something.
0:16.8	Like what?
0:17.7	Start smoking cigarettes and stuff?
0:19.4	That's Zaddy?
0:20.4	Yeah, like...
0:21.4	No, I feel like that's like, emphysema, Daddy.
0:23.0	That's like, that's like, 50 years of smoking.
0:25.8	Yeah, I guess so.
0:26.6	It's time for you to check the cool one
0:27.6	who stands outside with the paper in his hand
0:29.1	his robes opening.
0:30.6	Oh no, that's a cigar.
0:32.1	I'll do that like, oh, this is a plane.
0:33.4	I'm like, oh, she ain't out, she ain't out, she ain't out.
0:34.7	Hey, let her shit up, you fucking bitch.
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