Well, good morning to all of the four the many listeners.

Today is an unusual day because I am divorced from Ian Dale. But the good news is that very quickly I found

myself a new bloke. So warm welcome to Tim Montgomery. Hi Tim. Thank you. It just means we're

married then if you divorced Ian. Are we now an item? We're an item, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I think we're pretty much to say we're engaged,

because there's still quite a lot of discussion about the wedding and the arrangements that I think we're going to have to do before probably hitched.

I probably should tell my mum then.

She'd be quite surprised to learn this.

Having said that, though, I'm really not quite sure that you're the man for me, because as I pointed out, I think last week or the week before, because I'm having to do the technical stuff today, so that if anybody can actually hear this, that's because I have succeeded in following Ian Dale's very clear instructions, and I've pressed record at the right moment and managed to download it and send it to Kat and all the other stuff I'm going to have to do.

But I made a mistake, didn't I, of suggesting that you may not be a man who was good with technical things.

And you've told me that you want to defend yourself so go

and off you go I claimed you wouldn't know what a spanner was well I made a big bigger more

fundamental mistake Jackie is when Ian asked me to stand in for him I this is a terrible

confession but I wasn't a regular listener to this podcast.

And I hadn't quite realised how smutty you in the world.

And so what I did, I did do a little bit of late homework and listened to the show, thought what to expect.

And what did I discover as I was listening,

you questioning my manliness?

And saying that not only did you have to take care of all the technical stuff,

but you didn't think I'd be good around the house.

It was with a spanner, wasn't it, you said?

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