282: The Alien Iceberg with Wendigoon

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to talk about a lot of things.

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Timestamps:

00:20 The Clap Conundrum

01:59 The Floridian Mystery

16:58 The Australian - Florida Connection

24:16 The Enigma of the Ticks

31:46 The Athletic Greens Offer (Ad)

33:55 The ManScaped Proposal (Ad)

35:35 The Honey Solution (Ad)

37:51 The UAP UFO Confusion

49:00 The TSA Conspiracy

01:01:52 The Household Gun Protection Iceberg

01:11:40 The Unravelment of Meth

01:35:14 The Prohibition Problem

01:44:19 The Human Waste Evolutionary Ceiling Theory

01:52:33 The Ant Hill Kids Tragedy

02:15:24 The Wendigoon Rabbithole

02:20:12 The Finality of Man

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

Wendigoon: https://twitter.com/wendigoon8

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Transcript

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0:00.0	M roots
0:24.8	3 2 1
0:30.8	Awesome. Hello everyone, welcome to the official podcast episode 2 should do the intro. You brought the guest. Yeah, I am doing the intro.
0:40.8	Why do you have to be so fucking awkward every week?
0:44.8	Yeah, so this week we have bought the podcast. Take it from the top. Request.
0:54.8	I know you're nervous. I know you're nervous. This is our first main episode without Charlie. So I know you're nervous.
1:04.8	I know you're sweating. Your hands are trembling. You're going to vomit. But it just just like take it slowly. We have a guest. You don't want to embarrass yourself.
1:12.8	Welcome to the show Mr. Wendigoon much requested. Seriously, I've seen so many requests for you. We've received DMs and stuff requesting you onto the show. This is a big say house.
1:26.8	Oh, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. I'm a big fan of the show. I think you guys are hilarious. So it really does mean a lot for you guys to invite me on. I greatly appreciate it.
1:36.8	And it is kind of fitting because a bunch of people say I look like generic version Charlie or like Walmart. So this kind of just lined up perfectly. So happy to be here.
1:46.8	And mysteriously like Andrew said he is not here at the same time.
1:50.8	Yeah, like a superman situation going on. Kind of weird. You've never seen me and Charlie in the same room. Huh?
1:58.8	Yeah. You sound just like him too. It's like I can't even tell. It's throwing me for a loop. I don't know what's happening.
2:06.8	I'm just Charlie with more banjo music. So yeah.
2:10.8	Oh, that wasn't a joke before you actually played a banjo? No, no, no, I just meant that I'm Southern like Appalachia.
2:16.8	Oh, right. Yeah, banjo music is easy. Joint to hip. But yeah.
2:20.8	Well, we were talking about that the other week. Technically, Charlie is the most Southern of anyone in America because Florida goes all the way down. Right? So that's pretty.
2:30.8	Yeah. See, Southern's Florida is kind of like a wormhole because like you're driving through the South.
2:38.8	And it's like, you know, shotgun, shotgun, Confederate flag, shotgun, and then retirement homes. And that's when you know you can floor it up.
2:45.8	So I think you'll agree with this. And I think I brought this up on the podcast. But the ironic part of Florida is the more north in Florida, you go, the more the South it becomes.
2:57.8	Yes. Correct. 100%.
2:59.8	Yeah. So it's super weird.
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