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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. hallie hello

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hi hi i thought you were introducing us to this episode but you're just saying hi to me

hi i was just i'm saying hi to everyone okay i don't discriminate with my bavarian greetings

but uh hello everyone we are here today. Um,

you may not have recognized me. I'm wearing my broken blue light glasses, but we are here today.

Uh, excitingly, we're on video for Patreon, so I felt the need to put on my blue,

broken blue light glasses so everyone can see the real me.

Because we're updating our whole Patreon's, Andy.

Yes, we are.

We are making some huge changes.

So we want to go through them real quick.

We announced it on Monday, so patrons should have seen it, but we want to talk.

What?

Oh, eh, uh, uh, uh, yes. We announced it on Monday, uh, oh, I, What? Oh, a, uh, ah. Yes. We announced it on Monday.

Uh, oh, I, oh, uh, uh, we announced it on social media and we announced it on Patreon.

We haven't announced it on the podcast yet. Yes. So now we're announcing it on the podcast.

Uh, and yeah, just wanted to run through it quick. Uh, we are keeping two tiers, but making them different.

So instead of a $2 and a $5 tier, it'll be a $5 and a $10 tier, the $5 tier will have ad-free

listening for everyone.

What are they called?

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